Crazy World #3

Marking territoryFeel so queasy right now. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t pee on my car’s wheels or rub faecal matter on my laptop to claim them as my own. Shit like that will get you put in the happy place with the padded walls. But rubbing menstrual blood on your momma’s pearls to overcome the magic and claim them as your own is okay? I know there’s that whole argument about it being the essence of womanhood, but semen is probably the essence of manhood, and I sure as hell didn’t feel a need to rub that on the swiss army knife I inherited from my grandfather.

2005.06.06