Of bats, buildings, and bastard difficult games

Why risk going to jail for stabbing office annoyances in the leg with a pencil when you can do it from a safe distance using officeguns.com’s laser-sighted pencil launcher?Looks like they’ve invented self-cleaning materials for buildings. Just imagine how much time we’d save if our clothes, bed, furniture, cutlery, skin, etc. were replaced with this stuff.Poor Jay. Bats love his face so much they keep trying to tear it off.I hate this game.

2005.07.26