Disabled Canine Mobility Assistant

Are you sick and tired of that useless two-legged dog just sitting around the house collecting dust? Are your kids growing restless for a new pet? Are your trash cans all filled up? Well, don’t worry, because now you can restore your once-beloved pooch to his former, mobile glory with this amazing new adjustable wheel-on-a-belt thing!Sure, he won’t be able to control the direction he’s going in, but his senseless wandering will provide countless hours of welcome distraction for you and your family while you cope with the never-ending nightmare that your life has become. Did we mention that it folds for easy storage? Does that make you feel any better, you awful dreg?Plenty of wonderful inventions in THE TOILET.

2005.08.19