Reasons to move to Denmark
1. In American schools you get strip-searched. In Danish schools you get strip-teased.
Teachers have refused to stop an annual striptease by pupils despite a video of an onstage lesbian love romp ending up on YouTube. Film of the girls stripping off in front of teachers and pupils sparked outrage among education chiefs who now want it banned.
This is just too good to be true, but I’ll stubbornly believe it because it makes me happy that there are places in the world that are one step closer to paradise.
Crappy quality video here. Safe for work since you can’t see anything…