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Tanit Phoenix – Beautiful South Africans

Vaughn Dickson — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:25:03 +0000

Tanit Phoenix, born in Kwazulu-Natal on the 24th September 1980…. Oh who am I kidding, you’re looking at the hot lesbo action on the right aren’t you? Yes, it seems that Tanit is not only beautiful, but she may bring her hot friends to the party too. She’s even gone topless to aid the fight against rape by raising funds, although I can’t confirm this story.

Not content with just being a tasty model, she’s branched out into film with her roles in Crazy Monkey Presents Straight Outta Benon, Lord of War, Maya, and the in-progress Gallowwalker.

Maxim gallery – IMDB movie gallery – Celebridex.co.za profile – TanitPhoenix.com – FasionModelDirectory.com profile – Unofficial blog – Icemodels portfolio – Myspace page (legit?) – Loads of YouTube videos

Minki van der Westhuizen – Beautiful South Africans

Vaughn Dickson — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:57:45 +0000

Minki van der Westhuizen – aka Slinky Minki – was born on the 4th of April 1984 in Durbanville, Cape Town, South Africa. Durbanville is my home town, where the hell was I?! And my birthday’s also in April, so we’re perfect for each other!

She attended High School Stellenberg, and that school seems to be a magnet for hotties. If only I’d learnt Afrikaans so I can’s like to be going there. Forget edumacation, there’s more important criteria for choosing a school!

Minki made news headlines in South Africa in 2006 when it was revealed that photos of her sitting in a bathtub drinking champagne were leaked onto the internet. The photos were taken on her 21st birthday while she was getting ready for her birthday party. Sorry, you’ll have to find those yourself, no smut here (although we all know Minki is one classy babe, so they’ll probably be tasteful nudes). Did I mention we have a comments section?

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Gallery – Profile and galleries – Wallpaper set 1 – Wallpaper set 2 – Die Burger gallery

Kerry McGregor – Beautiful South Africans

Vaughn Dickson — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:52:35 +0000

Kerry started modeling when she was 14 years old. She has been in such magazines as: Cosmopolitan, FHM, GQ, Marie Clair, and Sports Illustrated. She has also modeled for Wonderbra and done advertisements for LG. Blah blah blah. All we know is that she’s stonking hot! That, and she’s very approachable and friendly, the anti-thesis of the bitchy-model stereotype. South Africa loves Kerry, but we love her more.

Profile and gallery – Wallpaper – Her 2001 Wonderbra ads – Sexiest SA Woman 2002 – January 2007 FHM Calendar wallpaper and interview video – JHB Live interview

Candice Swanepoel – Beautiful South Africans

Vaughn Dickson — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:10:24 +0000

Long-legged and luscious, Candice Swanepoel oozes a a mixture of sensuality and innocence that is intoxicating. And if that’s not desirable enough, she also gets paid R40,000 a day to be beautiful. Sucks to be you doesn’t it?

Born in Mooi Rivier – a small farming village in the Midlands of KwaZulu- Natal – she was spotted by model scout Kevin Ellise in a Durban flea market at the tender age of 15, and by 16 she was earning more in a day than the rest of us schmucks get in a month.

She’s been on the cover of Vogue, in adverts for Diesel, and modeled for everyone from Tommy Hilfiger to the smaller designers – the ones that make their models roll in mud and wear dead squirrels on their heads.

She dropped out of school to pursue a career in modeling, which must have been difficult, because at that age you really need family and friends in your support group, not greedy fashion people, but she’s gone up against the big names on the catwalk and she’s winning. Way to go Candice, we’re all so proud! Now can someone please tell me where the hell Mooi Rivier is?!

Carte Blanch article – FMD profile – Ice Models profile

Update: Other galleries: The Bastardly Minute – Style.com – The Golden Fiddle (looks like some of these are personal photos off a camera phone?)

Lee-Ann Liebenberg – Beautiful South Africans

Vaughn Dickson — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:50:57 +0000

Lee-Ann Liebenberg graces the pages of our Beautiful South Africans feature this week.

Born on the 9th of December, 1982 in Gauteng, she’s been on more magazine covers than I care to list here and she was FHM’s sexiest woman in the world 2005. She also played the part of “dream girl” in The Crazy Monkey Movie, and that alone might get me to watch it.

Lee-Ann is the type of girl that every man wants, but knows that if he ever gets her she’ll be walking all over him in no time. Of course, that’s just the vibe I get from that sweet but domineering look of hers; in real life she’s probably all soft, and gentle, and….what was I talking about again? Anyway, she seems to have a myspace page, though I don’t know how official that is. And her official page is unfortunately still under construction. We’d like to thank Lee-Ann for bringing glory to South Africa with her unique brand of hotness, and she can contact us to collect her prize…

Roxy Ingram – Beautiful South Africans

Vaughn Dickson — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:51:56 +0000

Thousands of sites are dedicated to hot Hollywood celebrities, but the support for our South African beauties has been lacking. Thus, my quest is to become the new wonderbra for South African hotness, starting with the lovely Roxy Ingram.

Born in Port Elizabeth, she’s been all over SL, FHM, and Sports Illustrated, and she’s also made it on to the top 20 sexiest women in SA. For good reason too!

She has the sparkly eyes and mischievous grin that promise an unpredictable and exhilarating time in men’s fantasies, and yet she seems down to earth enough to keep up with the boys on a surf. Fantastic cleavage at both ends too.

Hopefully she stays with the brunette look, because blonde just doesn’t suit her. If you have more photos or information about Roxy, or you’d like to see another lass on our new weekly feature, drop us a line.

View her gallery