On diets and annoying people

naked chick in clown pantsYou know what irritates me? Someone telling you how great their diet and exercise regime is…when they’re still the size of a fucking house. I don’t care that you’ve lost 20KG. You’re still smuggling a bakery full of rolls around that gelatinous mound you dare to call “abs”. Let me know when you’ve gone from being The Blob to Jessica Alba, not when you’re still a lesser cousin of the Michelin Man, because I’m more nauseated than impressed. Thank you. And now back to our original programming.p.s. to the woman in the picture, the clown wants his pants back; you’re not fooling anyone.