My new pet

Not really. But think about it, sloths:

  1. only pee and poop once a week
  2. don’t need a kennel, just a handy branch to hang from
  3. eat leaves, so they’ll keep your garden trim and you’ll never have to feed them.

Playing ball might be painfully slow, but the advantages far outweigh the disadvantages here. And of course I’ll call him Sid the Sloth (yep, definitely the best choice of pet for lazy gits like me).Update: Baby sloths are so damn cute! Video courtesy of capdog.