Black toothpaste

black toothpasteThe other morning while brushing my teeth, I got to thinking: Why don’t they make toothpaste black instead of white? Because, invariably, the damn toothpaste is whiter than your teeth, so it makes you paranoid that you have filthy, yellow, hippy teeth, and need to go straight to the dentist. So, amazed at my own brilliance, I decided to do some research before filing the patent, and lo and behold, some f**ker beat me to it: LinkSome company even has a weirdly racist commercial for it: Link. Blame zee Germans!