Never trust a monkey

[Brak]One time I hired a monkeyTo take notes for me in classI would just sit thereWith my mind a complete blankWhile the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paperAt the end of the week, the teacher said,”Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes.”So I wrote a paper that said,”Hello, my name is Bingo.I like to climb on things.Can I have a banana?Eek-Eek!”I got an FWhen I told my mom about it,She said, “I told you, neverTrus a monkey!”The endWil Wheaton’s post via Pete reminded me of this clip I saw 8 years ago and youtube found it for me. I love the internet!